Karl Samiec: Sardarji gets into a train.Ticket checker - 'Show me your ticket'Sardarji - 'Here it is'Ticket checker - 'But this is an old one'Sardarji - 'So what, your train's come out of the Showroom?'
Emery Blando: okay I know one. Okay so there's a japanese man, an english man, and an american man all on a plain. The japanese man flies over his country and says he loves it, so he throughs a bag of gold out the plane. When they stop for fuel, he see a girl crying. He asked why the girl is crying and she says that a bag of gold fell out of the sky and killed her baby. The english man sees his country as they fly over and says he loves it, and he throughs a big silver platter out the plane. When the land for fuel he sees a woman crying. He asks why ad the woman says a silver platter caused a car accident and killed her father. The american man sees his country and says "I hate my country!!!" and he throughs a bomb out. They land once again and he sees an old lady cr! ying. The old lady says "I made a toot and my house exploded!"Here's another. A blonde is driving down a road and keeps swerving. She get's pulled over and the cop says "Ma'am why do you keep swerving that way?" and the blonde says "There's trees in the way!!!" the cop replies "Ma'am, that's your airfreshener."...Show more
Janean Guz: Knock KnockWho's there?Sniff mop.Sniff mop Who?(HAHAHAHa get it sniff my poo)
Hai Biggart: I just posted one on Y!A in jokes and riddles. Look it up and read it.
Shon Almquist: ok there was a mirror that sucked you in if you lied in the girls toilets so a read head went and said i think im the prettiest woman alive she got sucked in. then a gingerhead went and said the same thing she also got sucked in then a brunette said the same and she got sucked in but then a blonde came in and said I THINK....................... AND she got sucked in lool
Star Gollnick: Knock KnockWhos thereLettuceLettuce whoLettuce in...Show more!
Flor Lizardi: a bear and a rabbit came across a genie l! ampthey rub it and the genie says they both get three wishesthe bears says "i wish i was the only male bear in the forest"the rabbit says "i wish i had a super cool motorcyle helmet"the genie says "wish granted" and it happensthen the bear says "my second is that i wish i was the only male bear in the country"the rabbits says " and i wish i had a super cool motorcycle to match the helmet"the genie grants that wish too then asks what the third wish is the bear says " i wish i was the only male bear in the world"the genie grants his wish and asks the the rabbit for wish three the rabbit responds "i wish the bear was gay...Show more
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