What are some Clever Riddles?

Dorine Nurre: ok indexed under are the final 2... :) there is this guy and he's making use of while he sees a cookie on the area of the line. He stops and places it in the passenger seat. The cookie starts making a song an rather annoying song! So he says, "Cookie! close up!". The cookie quiets down yet quickly will lose interest returned and starts making a song the annoying song returned. So the guy says "Cookie!!! Be quiet!!! Gosh."' So the cookie is quiet returned for a protracted long term till it have been given so awkward in the vehicle that the guy comes to a decision to tutor on the radio. properly, the annoying song comes on and the cookie starts making a song on the surprising of his lungs! So, the guy possibilities him up and throws him out the window into the sea. the tip! haha :) ok, this is a riddle.... a pair are on an extremely romantic cruise. The boyfriend needs to recommend to his lady pal this evening at dinner. He replaced into considering on how, fi! ngering the hoop over the rail and drops it into the sea. he's devastated. what's going to he do? That evening at dinner, she orders fish. As she's slicing the fish, she sees some thing! What replaced into in the fish? The Cookie!!! *starts making a song annoying song* (with the aid of fact he threw it in the sea, bear in ideas?) hahaha :) you in all probability concept the hoop replaced into in the fish... ;)...Show more

Cornelius Thornborrow: 1) A woman shot her husband, put him in the water, and hung him up to dry. The next day, they both went out for a lovely dinner alive and healthy. How is this possible?She took a shot with her camera.2)What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, what poor people have and rich people need?Nothing.3)1. In a street there are five houses, painted five different colours. 2. In each house lives a person of different nationality 3. These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar an! d keep a different pet. THE QUESTION: WHO OWNS THE FISH? HINTS! 1. The Brit lives in a red house. 2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets. 3. The Dane drinks tea. 4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the White house. 5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee. 6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds. 7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill. 8. The man living in the centre house drinks milk. 9. The Norwegian lives in the first house. 10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats. 11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill. 12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer. 13. The German smokes Prince. 14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house. 15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water. Answer: The german has the fish.4) I have a heart that never beats,I have a home but I never sleep.I can take a mans house and build anothers,And I love to play games with my many brothers.I am a king among fools.Who am I?Ans: The King of Hearts in a deck of car! ds!5) A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is rarely consumed, served warm and taken straight from its source. The man is a sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it.What is his favorite drink? Ans: Blood... the man is a Vampire!6)Four cars come to a four way stop, all coming from a different direction. They can't decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. They do not crash into each other, but all four cars go. How is this possible? Ans: They all made right-hand turns!...Show more

Nicolas Cooley: Here are three riddles, though I apologize they are not lengthy ones:1) Forward I am heavy Backward I am not2) What would you call someone who is an atheist insomniac and is also dyslexic ?3) I have two coins in my pocket that total 35 cents. One is not a quarter -- how c! an that be ?...Show more

Ofelia Kieck: How can a man go eight day! s without sleep?He sleeps at nightWhat happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?It gets wetWhen does 1+1 not equal 2?When you are wrongTake 9 from 6, 10 from 9, 50 from 40 and leave 6. How come?SIX â€" 9 (IX) = S9 (IX) â€" 10 (X) = I40 (XL) â€" 50 (L) = XWhat has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?Someone riding a horse...Show more